teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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denotion:

i don’t smoke pot… i’m just smoking hot.

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bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

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villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

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youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

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bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

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sweetsiddaleigh:

lulz-time:

A short story of a college students life

I will never not Reblog this

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beastoftheyeast:

guy-with-a-serious-web-addiction:

beastoftheyeast:

THIS RATIO IS TERRIBLE

the marshmellows are chalky and gross anyway

First of all..how dare you

beastoftheyeast:

guy-with-a-serious-web-addiction:

beastoftheyeast:

THIS RATIO IS TERRIBLE

the marshmellows are chalky and gross anyway

First of all..how dare you

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always-surrounded:

If your heart doesn’t feel like it’s gonna come out of your chest when the lights go off at a concert you’re either lying or you don’t deserve to go to concerts

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