mourningpluto:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

my handle is literally ‘mourningpluto’ on every social website how do you think i feel about it

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meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

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kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

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hotwinger:

When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.

image

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Happy!Dean Appreciation Week: Day 3 
↳ Favorite joke.

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charmancler:

is that twilight

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genies:

*skips school to catch up on tv shows*

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itssexualhour:

Okay so there was this really hot new foreign exchange student at our school from the UK and we flirted a lot and long story short I ended up losing my virginity in our school’s janitor closet. It was really really hot and then when he came he whispered “god bless america” in my ear
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