crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

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bagmilk:

when you sing a song in your head and then it plays on the radio

image

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holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

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dinosaureverything:

"stop doing that"

image

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imnevernice:

This picture gets me every time unff

imnevernice:

This picture gets me every time unff

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brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

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221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

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mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

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mckardashian:

this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

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